Vladimir Putin recently said, chlorine used on American chickens as an anti-microbial agent for overseas shipping purposes is unsafe. You know what else is unsafe, Vladi? Polonium – 210. It’s highly radioactive and I hear it’s also delicious sprinkled over chlorine chicken. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko.
Alain Joyandet, the French minister in charge of humanitarian relief accuses the US of military occupation in Haiti. Pardon your French! Yeeeaahhh. That would be a great asset for the US to pick up right now, it would really help pull us out of the slump we’re in. I guess we could have sent all the humanitarian aid using non-military, government employees, but the US thought Haiti would like supplies tomorrow and not in April. Nice try Alain, but your accusation… Lame!
According to Danny Glover, concerning the earthquake in Haiti, “When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?” Uhh… No Danny, I don’t know what you’re saying. Unless you are saying that because of what happened in Coppin-hoggin, the ground gods are angry at the world’s major leaders, and so, in order to exact its revenge on them, the ground gods will shake the earth in order to topple a third world country and reduce it to shambles, leaving hundreds of thousands dead in order to teach us all a lesson, then I… No, I still don’t understand what you’re saying Danny.
Last Friday Ed Schultz of MSNBC said, “I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts I’d try to vote 10 times. I don’t know if they’d let me or not, but I’d try to. Yeah, that’s right. I’d cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. ’Cause that’s exactly what they are.” Audio here. Sticks and stones, Ed, sticks and stones. Ed, you have clearly admitted defeat, and proven you’re a slime ball. Not that we didn’t already know it. Ed Shultz can be reached at butthurtalert.com for further questions.